So we have regular size, extra large, latex free, thin feel,
Strawberry fla– wait.
Wait a minute.
Why do they need a strawberry flavor balloon?
Someday, what may seem unbelievable
now will likely happen.
Someone will agree to have sex with you.
Hey, didn’t you forget something?
Yes, that’s important, too, but I’m talking about condoms.
It’s a good idea to use condoms when you have sex.
Condoms are an effective method for preventing pregnancy,
as well as HIV and other STDs.
I see that you need some help.
Let me give you some tips on how to properly use a condom.
Check the expiration date on the condom package
to make sure the condom isn’t expired.
Open the condom package.
Never use your teeth, scissors, or any other sharp object.
You may rip or cut the condom.
Before sex, take out the condom.
It should look like a little hat.
Then hold the tip of the condom to remove any air
and then roll the condom down to the base of the erect penis.
The condom should roll easily.
If not, it may be inside out and you should throw it
away and get another one.
Use each condom for only one sex act.
After ejaculation, withdraw the penis while it is still erect.
Hold onto the base of the penis to keep the condom
from falling off.
Remove the condom, tie a knot in the end
to keep the semen inside, wrap it in a tissue,
and throw it in a trash can.
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Condoms come in different shapes and sizes.
There are also different colors and textures.
It’s important to find a condom that is comfortable for you
and your partner.
Some condoms have lubricant to make
them more comfortable during sex, while others do not.
Non-lubricated condoms can be used
with water-based lubricants, such as commercial lubricant
you can buy in the drugstore near the condoms.
Never use Vaseline or other oil-based lubricants,
as they will break down the condom.
Condoms can be purchased at many stores, including
pharmacies and grocery stores, and even in some gas stations.
There is no minimum age a person needs to be
to buy condoms or maximum.
So if you’re lucky enough, the first time you have sex
won’t be the last.
Remember to always be responsible,
protect your health and that of your partner
and always use a condom.
Oh, this is the last time I send Jim to buy balloons.
Until next time, don’t forget to visit me at blastmaster.org